diff --git a/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js b/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
index df63283c..0169a4cf 100644
--- a/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
+++ b/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
@@ -47,6 +47,14 @@ const splash = [
     "pika!",
     "fsf.org",
     "ssfffssfssfffaassssfsdf!",
+    "can you save my hds?",
+    "sahlo folina!",
+    "we come for you!",
+    "no chances!",
+    "dema dont control us!",
+    "im fairly local!",
+    "i dont wanna go like this!",
+    "at least let me clean my room"
     "100+ stars on gh!",
     "now even gayer!",
     "poketube!!!",